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Understanding the North Korean Satellite Launch and the Reptilian Agenda

December 12, 2012 Leave a comment

Why did North Korea dictator launch a satellite into space? It was to check for Planet X’s arrival. He knows as do all informed atheists (which is about .000000001% of all atheists) that the Mayans were no mere primitives (the rest of the atheists think everyone lived in caves, must be because of that evolution delusion they believe in). According to the Mayan prophecy, the truly really real real one, which is real, as interpreted through my spirit guides who have tapped in to the spiritual matrix of Steve Quayle and David Icke in an alternate universe in which those two men are combined into a super god called John Yah Yah, the giant reptilian transformers of Planet X, aka the Nephilimos will jump off Planet X using a transwarp bungee cord and land head first using their vibranium meteor impact transformer rocket man helmets, enhanced with a neutronium adamantium alloy, aka neutroadamantium (I found a piece and melted it with my lighter and turned it into a pocket knife, it’s really cool mayan).

So anyways, the satellite has a pair of “quality” made in China binoculars on it that has “3000x” magnification. It was bought of It was broken and Kim tried to get a refund but Amazon banned him, not because he’s North Korean but because Amazon doesn’t like to honor their refund policy. So Kim used the binoculars anyways, and mounted it on the satellite. The right tube of the binocs was cracked but the other was okay. It was really only 50x (the seller lied, of course, but 50x is still pretty good for atheist commie technology). Kim decided to cleverly name the binocular after himself, calling it an UNonocular. Get it?

NOW, what did Kim see when he and his primitive communist version of NASA looked through the binocs? DAVID ICKE. He was FLOATING IN FREAKIN’ SPACE. Everyone was astonished. There was a CB radio attached to the outside of the binocular, I mean unonocular, sticky glued on the broken side. And Kim immediately began trying to get Icke’s attention. He said, “Testese Testese uno two tree, testese testese uno two tree”. Icke was able to hear the message through the CB radio and flew to the satellite and began having a private converstaion with Kim. Today they are known as the Fatkima Prophecies and remain sealed in the NKCVN (North Korean Communist Version of NASA) even to this day, and no one knows what the Fatkima Prophecies Are, except Kim, Icke and I and Fatkima (KIIF).

Update: If you are wondering why the North Korean satellite is tumbling, it’s due to the Nephilimos’ psychic tumbling kenesis abilities, aka teletumblingkensis, they didn’t like being peeped on so they tumbled the satellite away. They actually have a no peeping law too, they don’t like peepers.

Merry December 25th Jesus Is Great Day

Oh yeah, if you want to be prepared for the end of the world, this is all you need to survive:

Some fleas, a knife, and a long white towel. Take the fleas, wrap them in a towel, and knife them. You will then become an ascended master and will be able to float up to Planet X and use it as your new spare mansion. Meanwhile, the evil Reptoids aka Nephilim aka Nephilimos will have all DESCENDED if you know what I mean, here to Hell, aka Earthplace, where their heads will all have exploded upon impact on the concrete of Earthtown’s insane cities also known as, New York.

Happy New Age to you, enjoy the insanity.


























This girl gets bullied on the way to school, including being called ''ugly''. When she went to her principal for help the principal said she was the bully.This girl gets bullied on the way to school, including being called ”ugly”. When she went to her principal for help the principal said she was the bully.

The Great Gravity Probe B Hoax: More Evolutionist (Anti-Christian) Fraud

May 13, 2011 1 comment

Sadly, evolutionists have further wrecked science, spreading more lies in the astronomy field, spreading more confusion and causing more scientific and technological stagnation and religious/spiritual confusion as a result. They have done so this time by making false claims about the Gravity Probe B satellite experiment, which in 2008 NASA had made clear was a failed experiment. But now, in March 2011, it’s suddenly a success. Look at how much propaganda was spread by the experimenters:

78 news articles claiming that the GPBSE was a success, and many blogs, including Michio Kaku’s.

Even Wikipedia is spreading the hoax which is evident from the title of the Gravity Probe B experiment picture they placed on the Gravity Probe B page. It says, “Gravity_Probe_B_Confirms_the_Existence_of_Gravitomagnetism.jpg” (the same picture I used for this post). I wonder if that was the original title or if some weasel retitled it.

At this Google knol link here, physics researcher Michael Suede points out why the claim of success and vindication is false, among other reasons for Relativity being false. He claims that the GPB error data was used to produce a positive result, which the geocentrist Malcom Bowden predicted would happen.

If you hate reading or would rather watch videos of evidence against General Relativity, here are some videos on Youtube:

Einstein Was Wrong – Falsifying Observational Evidence Presented

Quasars: Why Einstein Was Wrong

Related Videos and Articles:

Geoncentrism Evidence:

Hidden scientific evidence for geocentrism

Evidence of Geocentrism 1 of 3

Evidence of Geocentrism 2 of 3

Evidence of Geocentrism 3 of 3

Geocentricism – The Orrery

The geocentric Venus-Mars-cycle – animation

Earth, Venus, Sun: Geocentric Orrery

Geocentric Model with Sun and Venus

Geocentric model of the solar system, demonstrating the celestial sphere and epicycles

Morning Meteors Explain Geocentrism

Geocentricity – Satellites + Mach

GEOCENTRISM – Sagnac’s experiment – an animated explanation

Geocentricity explains the seasons

The Static Earth – The Geostationary Model works!

Geocentric Universe – Celestial Poles

GEOCENTRICITY – An animated explanation of “Airy’s Failure”

Galileo – Quadricentennial Myth vs fact

A written rebuttal against the arguments of Los Almos’ Nieto’s arguments against geocentrism

Big Bang Contradictions:

Technical Paper on Plasma Cosmology and Big Bang

The Big Bang Theory–A Scientific Critique

Fast stars challenge big bang origin for dwarf galaxies

Why we’ve got the cosmological constant all wrong (note the comments too)

New Discovery: Dwarf Galaxies May Nix Theory of Dark Matter in the Universe

Faster Than Light? Neutrino Finding Puzzles Scientists

Faster than a Speeding Light Wave

The First Test That Proves General Theory of Relativity Wrong

Was the Speed of Light Faster In the Early Universe?

Faster Than the Speed of Light: The Story of a Scientific Speculation

Speed of Light May Have Varied in the Early Universe

Copernicus and his Revolutions

The Decrease In the Speed of Light – An Update On Developments

Reports of the Death of Speed of Light Decay are Premature

On the Constancy of the Speed of Light

Starlight and Time

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