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Why Ark of War (the game app) Is Trash

December 30, 2018 Leave a comment

First, to outsmart rich players and cyber-stalkers on AOW/Ark of War, you’ll need two devices, and two googleplay accounts, dedicate one to each device. do not link to facebook, the confusion isn’t worth it. use a cheap kindle fire 7 for one device if you can’t afford much, you can get one used for around $35. When you are attacked, send your res to your other ship and vice versa, the timing is your choice. Do the same with friends and fort storage and send all your commanders to far away weak farms (so they don’t return injured). There is not a thing the “wallet warriors” can do to stop this, and in the end, they lose no matter what power, because you’ve won automatically by wisdom. Now top strategists is not on the leaderboard, unfortunately, but your cleverness will be admired by yourself and teammates. Further, you may get a server merge if requested, so the rich will bully eachother, and not you.

Now, and this is no joke: they may try to get around this using their teammates endlessly monitoring your marches. They may use meth or coffee to beat you, ultimately their lives will be ruined by non-stop play, because drugs will destroy them, they will become severely socially isolated, obsessive, so that all their life priorities will be wrong. So after demonstrating your wisdom, quit, lest you have no life. Playing this silly game for years, or months is stupid. It’s imbalanced, confusing, buggy, tedious due to poor programming, cluttered, childish and in english the wording is weird. It’s stupid that noobs only have 3 commander slots and old players have 5, stupid that the only downside to bullying is 2 energy points, stupid a new or disliked player can be kicked endlessly by having teammates waiting at the graveyard. A balanced game would let you use some res for shields, or device, or space matter or energy, not a rich man’s token! Unfortuneatly, the devs are stupid, incompitent, morons. It’s super stupid too that a level 8 monster and higher in the end can only be beaten soon with money, negating the fake gold reward. The worst part is the devs are greedy: rather then award prizes to the most clever, the reward, even for wallet warriors, is, “you paid most” or “longest” aka, “kill count”, a reward for a stupid, time-wasting psychopath or narcissist.

If you are a game developer looking to make a good profit from satisfied customers/players and advertisers, consider hiring me. I have possibly played 1000 games, at least 100s, and can give you many good tips.

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