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Why Ark of War (the game app) Is Trash

December 30, 2018 Leave a comment

First, to outsmart rich players and cyber-stalkers on AOW/Ark of War, you’ll need two devices, and two googleplay accounts, dedicate one to each device. do not link to facebook, the confusion isn’t worth it. use a cheap kindle fire 7 for one device if you can’t afford much, you can get one used for around $35. When you are attacked, send your res to your other ship and vice versa, the timing is your choice. Do the same with friends and fort storage and send all your commanders to far away weak farms (so they don’t return injured). There is not a thing the “wallet warriors” can do to stop this, and in the end, they lose no matter what power, because you’ve won automatically by wisdom. Now top strategists is not on the leaderboard, unfortunately, but your cleverness will be admired by yourself and teammates. Further, you may get a server merge if requested, so the rich will bully eachother, and not you.

Now, and this is no joke: they may try to get around this using their teammates endlessly monitoring your marches. They may use meth or coffee to beat you, ultimately their lives will be ruined by non-stop play, because drugs will destroy them, they will become severely socially isolated, obsessive, so that all their life priorities will be wrong. So after demonstrating your wisdom, quit, lest you have no life. Playing this silly game for years, or months is stupid. It’s imbalanced, confusing, buggy, tedious due to poor programming, cluttered, childish and in english the wording is weird. It’s stupid that noobs only have 3 commander slots and old players have 5, stupid that the only downside to bullying is 2 energy points, stupid a new or disliked player can be kicked endlessly by having teammates waiting at the graveyard. A balanced game would let you use some res for shields, or device, or space matter or energy, not a rich man’s token! Unfortuneatly, the devs are stupid, incompitent, morons. It’s super stupid too that a level 8 monster and higher in the end can only be beaten soon with money, negating the fake gold reward. The worst part is the devs are greedy: rather then award prizes to the most clever, the reward, even for wallet warriors, is, “you paid most” or “longest” aka, “kill count”, a reward for a stupid, time-wasting psychopath or narcissist.

If you are a game developer looking to make a good profit from satisfied customers/players and advertisers, consider hiring me. I have possibly played 1000 games, at least 100s, and can give you many good tips.

Why Not to Spend Penny on Gambling, Gaming Apps, Especially MMORPGS

December 5, 2018 Leave a comment

Not that not everyone didn’t figure it out already, but games like castle burn, command and conquer, star trek online (mmorpgs) use a psychological trick (and it’s a scam and dishoneet) by forcing players into a losing streak once you near level up, tier up or top 100, you think, “i’ll get that guy back” or “no fair” pump in 99 cents, to get a card rigged to be super rare (valkyrie) and another and so on till you’re broke. It’s literally a gambling pyramid scheme that uses non-paying players as the sacrificial lambs, then once you start paying you’re marked metaphorically as a dupe, you start winning, get close to that big goal and then higher payers and higher carded opponents are chosen by the scamware to knock you down (which may even be bots given the huge number of pointless names similar to Carlos3933Ts). And do u think these conartist developers care if you end up homeless, divorced or beat your kids or kick your dog in mounting frustration? Nope. So, I advice everyone to stop paying into this game and any like it. You’re unlikely to be a one percenter, and so ultimately are a poor guy fighting a bot masquerading as human or a rich guy. Imagine if chess were this way, in which you paid to give electric shocks to your opponent, poison, freeze or burn him (ever read about the psychology experiment using volunteers shocking each other back and forth who never saw each other? Guess what, you’re now paying you gullible dupe.)

Other reasons not to pay into, for example, Castle Burn:
1. Full of bugs, ads freeze the app over and over = pay to skip ads and just buy rubies
2. Keeps crashing on common tablets like kindle fire 7
3. Lack of consideration: no warning pop ups when account linking (I lost 500 points in rank linking to another device)
4. No warnings in card crafting and unfairly punishes players for transfering points, what is the point? Why not just award vials, it’s not like everyone will choose tanks and dragons, and even if so what? If you paid why not? Arbitrary system then.
5. Stingy app owner: no real prizes, just monopoly money and bigger-stick-then-you wins. Dudes, better to buy marijuana then waste your life and money like this.
6. Self-centered and arrogant: they don’t use customer input, and if so, do not reward.
7. Not enough cards, no customization but baby icons, anyone tiring of the extreme repetition?
8. No moderation, your kid could play against anyone using any filthy name.
9. Pointless building times and upgrade times: think: why are we waiting for a game that deliberately uses stalling? In training mode ok, but when not why am I and you waiting 5 seconds for a building to pop up, it’s for realism right? Real just like a catmage and two legged bull with an axe is realistic, right? Obviously not. So, you’re literally wasting your life for some dot on a screen to show up while others around you are making actual real world games and progress, and you? You paying for monopoly money.

After almost getting into the top 100 in gold tier 1, lost an astounding 7-9 times in a row, and $200 paid, 1,200 battle engagements, and still missing two cards: valkyrie and spellbook, and low level players and high beating me easily, and it’s a completely predictable psychological scam; “i need to pay more because they must have, and if not then I will because I should win against stupid named players like, “pube”, “squats_to_pee”, “whitetrash”, “loser”, “stupidgirl”, “cheesewins”, “better-than-you”

Stop making these lazy carelees casino game and app makers wealthy, invest in Heaven instead.

Catmanna/Catmana