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Jesus, Random Chance, Skill and Games

Is the game app castle burn/ castleburn merely “pay to play”? Paying just speeds things up, you can always play casual battles and win gold and cards.

I kept losing in casual battles after reaching gold tier II (for the third time) and as usual closed the app, angrily cursing my opponent as a “fag” (sorry my opponents, I’m a sore loser), so I immediately came back in and played again, messing around with bomber mice for literally no reason; I have no idea why I loaded them (perhaps to annoy?) and then messed around not playing seriously and I figged my opponent was just messing around too, and is why he lost so fast to pathetic bomber mice, and then, seeing I was winning with a silly casual strategy, suddenly won, and… saw my rank increase, and thought, what? Yep, I had accidentally rank battled. I was terrified of doing rank anymore since everyone was humiliating me and I felt I must be a horrible player without the money I spent to win rank and without my skill-won + chance and strategic card converting for level ups. Yet i won with MY WEAKEST CARDS and maybe deploying one or two rhinos, if even (I can’t remember as I’m exhausted from having to use a campfire firepit to stay warm in this las vegas winter and my sleeping bag barely kept me warm and I don’t think I slept, memory is hazy. I live in an abandoned house, dirty, me and the house.)

And after this I wonder how many people are accidentally playing rank when they thought casual and so weren’t being as quick as they should have been? Or using an inferior strategy because their usual wasn’t working in casual? This game clearly has random elements, it’s like poker, BUT, persistance does pay off, and you may get “lucky” if your opponent is dying for more sushi and suddenly starts face-stuffing or chugging down a beer while stressing out or spilling olive oil all over his phone…

So it would be a more fun game if there were physical prizes, not merely paying to say, “haha i beat you with more money and you were sleepy and distracted”. But here’s an irony: isn’t that the case with all sports, card games or not: who had enough money and comfort to stay on top and so use their skill best? How well is your enemy gonna play if his beloved wife, kids or pets just died or his house burned down in winter, or is homeless in burning heat, druggies thieving off you, a cruel manager or a coworker sexually harassing you or parents abusing you, and on and on and on? So no matter what, it’s NEVER going to only be about mere skill, intelligence, strength or money, but all kinds of factors going on in your personal life, in fact, the Bible points out that riches will not always save, or a strong high wall, not even with wisdom.

I was trying to post this in reddit but it kept annoying me with those stupid time-wasting recaptchas, whoever uses those on their website is a true moron and evil person. Recaptchas are disgusting evil time waste as trying to scroll them causes wrong imaged to be pressed. Good riddance to reddit as i’m not dealing with that childish self-important website crap anymore nor gonna be harassed into using their app.

Side notes:

goblin tanks and amazons are cheesey, cheap, cheese, I only use amazons to distract and annoy since so many use them, so now, because some cheese players keep using those annoying fat lesbians, me too then, be annoyed too cheese players and enjoy that annoying sound of wood breaking.



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