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Google garbage and the definition of a god: Why Google sucks lemons

I just looked up “definition of god” on Google.com, and this is what it gave me:

  1. Apologetics Press – A Coherent Definition of a God

    In my debate with him on God’s existence, two minutes and four seconds into his opening speech, he stated: “There’s no coherent definition of a God.
    http://www.apologeticspress.org/articles/240132CachedSimilar

  2. What is your definition of a god? – Yahoo!7 Answers

    Jul 1, 2010 My definition of a god is: A being of unchallengeable power G(capital g)od: The main power and creator of the religion of all forms of
    au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid…AustraliaCached

  3. Ignosticism – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    the word is spoken, an ignostic may seek to determine if something like a child’s definition of a god is meant or if a theologian’s is intended instead.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IgnosticismCachedSimilar

  4. What is your definition of a God? | Facebook

    Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them. People use Facebook to keep up with friends,
    http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=102028364820&topic…Cached

  5. What is your definition of a God? – KH-Vids.Net Forum

    4 posts – 4 authors

    My definition of a God is anything that is massively intelligent/powerful and unable to die. He/she/it exists outside of the multiverse as a blob of energy
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?p=3215816Cached

    Get more discussion results

  6. What is the definition of a god parent? – Yahoo! Answers

    Jul 8, 2008 one who stands surety for another in the rite of Christian baptism. In the modern baptism of an infant or child the godparent or godparents make
    answers.yahoo.com › Pregnancy & ParentingParentingCachedSimilar

Why does Google keep giving answers from Yahoo Answers, a website everyone knows, even narcissists, is controlled by trolls and polluted with extreme stupidity, a place where idiotic anti-Christian, atheist- and Catholic-pandering moderators are constantly deleting the accounts of people they personally disagree with, rather than allowing “freedom of speech”, who despite their pandering keep angering the very people they pander to? And what is lgnosticism and who cares? Is that even a word? Why isn’t dictionary.com or freedictionary.com at the top? Google has become like Microsoft, Walmart and Amazon and banks that are too big to fail, watered down and inefficient; it’s become polluted with trash.

http://yippy.com and http://cuil.com are alternatives I recommend that gave me much better results than Goggle’s garbage, though I don’t like that both use Wikipedia in their search results, rather than the pages Wikipedia links to as its sources (and often pages on Wikipedia, don’t have sources, which is hypocritical of the Wikipedian moderators and administrators to allow):

The result page from cuil:

Kabbalistic definition of God
Wikipedia: God Names of God Conceptions of God Existence of God Definition of God, Kabbalistic Category:Conceptions of God Mainstream Orthodox Judaism teaches that God is neither matter nor spirit. They teach that God is the creator of both, but is Himself neither. This often raises the question: if God

GodDefinition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Definition of god from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary with audio pronunciations, thesaurus, Word of the Day, and word games. GodDefinition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Learn more about “god” and related topics at Britannica.com.
Glossary Definition: Metaphysical
Metaphysics might include the study of the nature of the human mind, the definition and meaning of existence, or the nature of space, time, and/or causality. The origin of philosophy, beginning with the Pre-Socratics, was metaphysical in nature. He termed this ordering power in the universe “God.”
god: Definition from Answers.com
Man meets God in direct personal encounter. This revelation is a manifestation of God’s love, which turns towards the individual and commands him to love God in return. According to Rosenzweig this love relation between man and God redeems the ego from its isolation and its crippling form of death.
godDefinition of god at YourDictionary.com
Definition of god from Webster’s New World College Dictionary. Meaning of god. Pronunciation of god. Definition of the word god. Origin of the word god
Muslim: Definition from Answers.com
Literally, the word means “one who submits (to God)”. Muslim is the participle of the same verb of which Islam is the infinitive. [1] All Muslims observe Sunnah, but differences in the definition of what is and what is not Sunnah has led to the emergence of sectarian movements.
Is God Good By Definition?
Suppose we agree that we shall hold that, by definition, God is morally perfect. Suppose further that we agree that we all mean by this that God possesses a set of properties which fall inside the limits imposed by idiosyncracy on what can count as “moral perfection”.
Son of God: Definition from Answers.com
In the Gospel of John, the author writes that “to all who believed him and accepted him [Jesus], he gave the right to become children of God” [John 1:12]. The phrase “children of God” is used ten times in the New Testament.
God: meaning and definitions — Infoplease.com
God: Definition and Pronunciation God: meaning and definitions — Infoplease.com. (l.c.) to regard or treat as a god; deify; idolize. (used to express disappointment, disbelief, weariness, frustration, annoyance, or the like): God, do we have to listen to this nonsense?
What is Agnosticism? Overview of the Definition of Agnosticism
If someone is a weak agnostic, they state only that they do not know if any gods exist or not. The possibility of some theoretical god or some specific god existing is not excluded. The possibility of someone else knowing for sure if some god exists or not is also not excluded.

God | Define God at Dictionary.com
God definition at Dictionary.com, a free online dictionary with pronunciation, synonyms and translation. “I want my lawyer, my tailor, my servants, even my wife to believe in God, because it means that I shall be cheated and robbed and cuckolded less often…. If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.”

The result page from yippy:

  1. The individual, as in him customary rules acquire ethical character by the recognition of distinct principles and ideals, all tending to a final unity or goal, which for the mere evolutionist is left very indeterminate, but for the Christian has adequate definition in a perfect possession of God by knowledge and love, without the contingency of further lapses from duty.

  2. Definitions of religions and beliefs, ancient civilizations, Goddesses and Gods, spiritual and ritual items, and a variety of other related topics.

  3. Extensive article about God , includes definition , history, monotheism, and conceptions. Also has names for God in different religiouns, such as Allah and Yaweh.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God – [cache] – Yahoo!, Ask
  4. Definition of god from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary with audio pronunciations, thesaurus, Word of the Day, and word games.

  5. I. Unchangeable Qualities of God: Creator, not creature … II. Qualities unique of God: … III. Qualities that God shares with righteous angels and men after resurrection:

  6. Definition of god in the Online Dictionary. Meaning of god. Pronunciation of god. Translations of god. god synonyms, god antonyms. … [Old English god; related to Old Norse goth, Old High German

  7. god n. God A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship

  8. Thank you for donating your time and definition of god , and mostly, thank you for supporting God -defined.com. We can’t assure the accuracy of any of these god definitions contained herein but we certainly can ensure passion intertwined with …

  9. God – Definition . This article focuses on the concept of singular, … God is a term referring to the concept of a supreme being, generally believed to be ruler …

  10. Establish The Biblical Definition Of God … And finally, we know from the Bible that God is Mind, Soul, Spirit, Life, Truth, and Love. These are indisputable facts from which accurate conclusions

It’s very nonsensical that on Yippy, the Conscience page on the Catholic encyclopedia Newadvent.com shows up as the first result let alone any result rather than their page on God. And why is the infidel.com page in Cuil? Man-made algorithms truly are dumber than the ones God programmed into man, too bad we often ignore that and choose other schemes.

Anyways, this is my definition of a god, as is universally understood: A being able to travel without hindrance from matter or energy, existing as a spirit (a substance able to travel through matter and energy that is neither matter nor energy), who is able to move a huge amount of matter or energy by the use of a force that comes from its mind or by its spiritual body, especially a being with above average human wisdom, especially one that is wiser than a human, and which cannot be permanently imprisoned by another being which can only be killed by another being with almost equal or equal abilities.

And as a side note, God would be superior to any such god (if he existed) being that by definition he is immortal, can’t be damaged (except for while he existed in flesh as Jesus and he can be angered), permanently controls everything directly or indirectly, and perfectly understands everything there is to know, and can’t tell a lie directly, but if at all, allows deception by hiding information or by allowing it to be shown and allowing people to misunderstand, and so be deceived.

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