Flying Global Warming Monster Freezes Half of USA
The main story over the next several days will be the very cold conditions experienced over the eastern two-thirds of the country. Dangerous wind chills will have been a major factor. Here’s more on wind chills and how to calculate them.
The current cold weather pattern we are under is caused by a blocking pattern. A blocking pattern occurs when you have two large pressure systems that are stationary. More here.
I also suspect that Global Warming is responsible for all cattle mutilations, all the missing children since the Industrial Age, my migraines, and the scourge of Intelligent Design Theory, the extinction of Tidal Wave gum, the best tasting gum there ever was and the Big Bomb Explosion 35 billion years ago, give or take a few billion years.
If we do not stop the Christians from making more massive farting cow farms then their terrorist Flying Global Waring Carbon Dioxide Ozone Hole CFC Monster Will Destroy Earth and All Polar Bears Shall Drown In 400 to 1000 years, or maybe right now. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY DYING, PEOPLE. WAKE UP AND STOP DEATH NOW: KILL ALL COWS AND EAT YOUR DOG! – Daniel Knight, CEO of Skeptical Science Magazine – a magazine you should really buy so you can be smart and skeptical like me!