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Flying Global Warming Monster Freezes Half of USA

The main story over the next several days will be the very cold conditions experienced over the eastern two-thirds of the country. Dangerous wind chills will have been a major factor. Here’s more on wind chills and how to calculate them.

The current cold weather pattern we are under is caused by a blocking pattern. A blocking pattern occurs when you have two large pressure systems that are stationary. More here.

I also suspect that Global Warming is responsible for all cattle mutilations, all the missing children since the Industrial Age, my migraines, and the scourge of Intelligent Design Theory, the extinction of Tidal Wave gum, the best tasting gum there ever was and the Big Bomb Explosion 35 billion years ago, give or take a few billion years.

If we do not stop the Christians from making more massive farting cow farms then their terrorist Flying Global Waring Carbon Dioxide Ozone Hole CFC Monster Will Destroy Earth and All Polar Bears Shall Drown In 400 to 1000 years, or maybe right now. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY DYING, PEOPLE. WAKE UP AND STOP DEATH NOW: KILL ALL COWS AND EAT YOUR DOG!Daniel Knight, CEO of Skeptical Science Magazine – a magazine you should really buy so you can be smart and skeptical like me!

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  1. April
    January 5, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    How stupid are you? I’m an atheist, and like many other atheists I know, I don’t buy into any of that climate change crap. People flock to it like a religion. In fact, I’m a liberal too, and I still don’t buy it. Oh, and for the record, the correct phrase is “climate change”, not global warming. The proponents changed the name when they realized the earth was in fact cooling. If you’re going to rant and rave, at least try to get it right. Misrepresenting something on purpose to attack is is foolish. It has nothing to do with Christianity either, I don’t know why you’re so paranoid. It’s a money-making enterprise, and is perpetuated by liberals, socialists AND conservatives. There have always been doomsday cults, this is just the latest incarnation. Stop generalizing…it makes you look ignorant.

    • January 6, 2010 at 6:22 AM

      “How stupid are you?”

      How stupid are you Persephone, to keep stalking and trolling me, you who called yourself “Grumpy Old Troll” on Yahoo Answers? How stupid are you Persephone, to keep bashing your emotions, you stupid Darwinist, your mere emotions, when I keep telling you that’s not evidence? Grow up sore loser.

      “I’m an atheist,”

      No way the stalker girl who pretends to be a Christian, an atheist? Wow thanks for not wasting my time.

      “and like many other atheists I know,”

      Evidence persephone, aka Footprints in the Sand, not your mere claims, not your mere emotions.

      “I don’t buy into any of that climate change crap.”

      Now you speak up when it’s painfully obvious GLOBAL WARMING, you idiot, is a lie. Yeah, when the truth is super inconvenient you speak up.

      “People flock to it like a religion. In fact, I’m a liberal too, and I still don’t buy it.”

      No way, no way an atheist who is a liberal? NO WAY YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HOLD CHRISTIAN VALUES! NO WAY! CAN’T BE! NO CORRELATION AT ALL! YOU ARE A MASSIVE MORON. WHAT COLLEGE THAT YOU BOASTED ABOUT GOING TO DID YOU GO TO? “HIDE MY FACE AND PRETEND TO BE A CHRISTIAN WHILE TROLLING AND LYING ALL OVER THE INTERNET COLLEGE”? Idiot.

      “Oh, and for the record, the correct phrase is “climate change”, not global warming.”

      You’re so right “Grumpy Troll”, no liberal or atheist ever said, “Global Warming” or still believes in it, no way. “EXTREMIST FUNDAMENTALIST LIBERAL MORON“, THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD CALL YOURSELF ALL THE TIME TILL YOU REPENT. AND NO WAY I DIDN’T SAY IN A PREVIOUS ENTRY WHY IT WAS CHANGED TO GLOBAL WARMING, NO WAY YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT DESPITE REPEATEDLY GOING TO MY JOURNAL. AND NO WAY YOU DIDN’T POSSIBLY SEE ANYONE ELSE MENTION THAT IT WAS CHANGED TO HIDE THEIR ERROR. WOW YOU SURE MISS A LOT DON’T YOU MISS “YOU’RE IGNORANT AND STUPID AND PARANOID”, DON’T YOU? IN THIS CASE, CLEARLY NOT LIAR.

      “The proponents changed the name when they realized the earth was in fact cooling.”

      Call your friends’ theory crap and yet defend them as being honest people? Yes nothing has anything to do with greed or pride, nope, Not even after the climate gate exposure. And CUZ U SAID SO. Why does it always come back to “cuz I said so”. Persephone, CLIMATE CHANGE, AS YOU ADMIT, CAME AFTER “GLOBAL WARMING”, NOW WHY, DO YOU, A SUPPOSEDLY LOGICAL PERSON, CLAIM IT WAS JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE? WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE YOU GULLIBLE NAIVE LIAR? YOU ARE TRYING TO DEFEND THESE MORONS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY HATES CHRISTIANS, AND YET YOU ADMIT THAT THEY LIED, WHILE NOT MENTIONING THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH THAT THEY NOT ONLY LIED, FOR YEARS, BUT WASTED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND WASTED COUNTLESS HOURS AND STRESSED OUT TO THE POINT OF RUINING LIVES, INCLUDING THOSE OF CHILDREN. AND NO DOUBT “GLOBAL WARMING” WAS USED AS AN EXCUSE AND IS USED AS A REASON TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM GETTING HOTTER. ON TOP OF THAT THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BREATHING, WHY DIDN’T YOU MENTION THAT? You’re an obvious liar.

      “If you’re going to rant and rave, at least try to get it right.”

      Oh you’re mere claims combined with sarcasm just make you oh so right as usual, and scientifically too! Moron: And that is why you are taking the time to reply to me with carefully constructed lies, carefully constructed to make atheists and liberals look logical despite you saying that many of them flocked to it like a religion (oh you didn’t bother to mention it was liberals and non-Protestant-fundamentalists, oopsie). You didn’t mention that despite me and others, including your plagiarizing, Christian-hating, stalker friend Georgeoustxwoman, pointing out that Christians and creationists are the ones who keep speaking out against the Climate Change Hoax. Sure I’m ranting and raving, fangirl of atheism. AND WHY DIDN’T THEY CALL IT GLOBAL COOLING THEN, GENIUS? MISS WE ATHEISTS ARE SMART AND YOU CHRISTIANS ARE RANTING AND RAVING STUPID PEOPLE WHO ATTACK ATHEISTS JUST FOR FUN.

      “Misrepresenting something on purpose to attack is is foolish.”

      Say what preacher? Say what “Sisterzeal”, who repeatedly pretending to be a Christian on Yahoo Answers, and on my journal? Any other commandments you’d like to hypocritically give to a Christian? So what was that about lying to attack ([atheists for fun]) you weasel-wording hypocrite? WHAT AN EXTREME HYPOCRITE YOU ARE.

      “It has nothing to do with Christianity either,”

      Oh now you suddenly realize a correlation is being made, now you mention it in your argument, when many morons like you would have stopped reading. HOW CONVENIENT TO MENTION THIS NOW. Oh yeah: Cuz u said so.

      “I don’t know why you’re so paranoid.”

      I wonder why you are talking to me like you think you know me? Yeah Stalker in the Sand, yeah “Grumpy Old Troll”, yeah atheist who repeatedly for more than a year pretended to be a Christian, yeah stalker who gangs up with other atheist stalkers to harass me for shaming her and her stupid hypocrite friends for hypocritically insulting Christians with smugness and slander, why would I be paranoid if I were? AND WHERE, BLIND LIAR, DID I SAY, “ALL ATHEISTS” OR “ALL LIBERALS”? AND WHY MORON, DO YOU MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR SICK MORON FRIENDS TO EXCUSE ANY HATEFUL STEREOTYPE THEY MAKE AGAINST CHRISTIANS TO BE PRAISED AND THUMBED UP, AND EXCUSED WITH, “OH CAN’T YOU CHRISTIANS TAKE A JOKE” (AND EVEN THAT IS YET ANOTHER STEREOTYPE)? It’s you and your friends who are the Sky Is Falling Christians Are Destroying the World We Must Destroy Them First Paranoid Psychopaths. It’s you, your group, once again for the one billionth time you convenient forgetter, your group who has milled over 150,000,000 people in the past 90 years, many of the Christians and theists, not including the millions of aborted defenseless babies murdered in cold blood, in the name of atheism and saving the world from doom, many times more than the 50 million anti-Catholics and Protestant Christians that the evil Catholics killed over 1000 YEARS, YOU SMUG MURDER-SUPPORTING PSYCHOPATH. So what was that, you sicko, about you not knowing why I’m so paranoid?

      Once again: You are a hypocrite, and it is you, you hypocritical accuser, who is the mentally ill one, you, who cannot stop trying to win an argument with me despite her base being refuted and broken by Christ and I and other Calvinists like me. You are sick, unable to accept defeat, your pride is extreme.

      Why don’t you obey your Wikipedia’s commandments, which you love to defend, and not resort to personal attacks, and be polite, and get references, hypocrite? Why do you attack for fun, pride and revenge, knowing it’s “foolish” as you call it. And by the way Darwinist, why would it be foolish? Tell me preacher who doesn’t need God. Tell me where you got your morality. A random vacuum?

      “It’s a money-making enterprise, and is perpetuated by liberals, socialists AND conservatives.”

      WELL NO WAY: ALL THE SUDDEN PERSEPHONE REALIZES IT’S ABOUT THE MONEY STUPID. NO WAY, NOOOO WAY THE BIBLE WAS RIGHT ABOUT “THE LOVE OF MONEY BEING THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL”? NO WAY! NOW IT’S ABOUT THE MONEY? BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, THAT THEY JUST SUDDENLY REALIZED EARTH WASN’T WARMING, IT WAS GETTING COLDER? CONTRADICT YOURSELF MUCH? AND SUPER MORON SINCE WHEN DOES CONSERVATIVE = CHRISTIAN? SINCE WHEN YOU MORON WHO REPEATEDLY SEE MY ENTRIES POINTING OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO? MISREPRESENTING TO ATTACK IS REALLY FOOLISH, IT’S REALLY EVIL PERSEPHONE. You said so yourself.

      “There have always been doomsday cults, this is just the latest incarnation.”

      You mean this is the only cult? Stop ranting and raving, stop speaking just to attack, it turns you into an ultra idiot. You’re extreme hatred has made you retarded, and no doubt you are demon-possessed.

      “Stop generalizing…”

      Say what Miss All Conservatives Are Fundamentalist Christians and Most of them Believe in Global Warming? Say what miss All Fundamentalist Christians are Morons? Say what Miss The MAJORITY OF ATHEISTS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN CHRISTIANS, AND MORALLY BETTER? And no stupid, I won’t stop generalizing, it’s not a sin you idiot, and it’s not “stereotyping” you definition-twisting idiot.

      “it makes you look ignorant.”

      Oh yes generalizing is hated by the world. The world just hates it when you generalize all blacks as having black hair and dark skin, that’s just such a sin! And oh yes you speak for hundreds of millions of Christians, especially the 60+ million Calvinists when you say it make me look ignorant don’t ya know deluded atheist Footprints in the Sand with her imaginary green yell-striped fish idol with feet, that lived millions and millions of years ago? Away with you and you empty-headed straw men and insults. You are defeated once again. The extremely stupid paranoid one, is you. Once again: STOP WASTING MY TIME AND FORCING YOUR CULT ON ME. IT MAKES YOU LOOK IGNORANT, NOT WISE. AWAY WITH YOU SATAN!

  2. January 6, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    Daniel, if there really was a God, he would be sad to see that you are the product of his efforts.

    I have read several of you blog entries now because I didn’t want to unfairly characterize you as a nutcase or a zealot simply based on the limited interaction that I’ve had with you personally. After reading the things you write and the borderline psychopathic way in which you reply to those who do not wholeheartedly agree with your position, however, I feel like I can draw a few conclusions.

    There are many Christians (as well as Jews, Muslims, Hindus, etc.) who are intelectually honest and mentally strong. They defend their faith with well-reasoned arguments and a sense of respectful courage that denotes their lack of fear toward answering the “tough” religious questions. You, sir, are not one of those people.

    Every single response that I have seen you post has been absolutely FILLED with bile and venom. You pepper every response with “moron” “liar” “hypocrite” and “stupid” because you don’t have the mental acuity to address your critic’s concerns with anything stronger than childish name-calling. You further demonstrate your weakness of mind through your absolute inability to maintain a coherent thought. You rant and rave against comments that have not been made and against arguments that have not been put forth. You take offense to insults that were never uttered by the person you are corresponding with and you venture off on tangents that are not even remotely related to the topic at hand. I am no psychiatrist, but if your real-life personality is anything like your online persona, I would highly recommend seeking some professional help as you are probably suffering from some sort of mental illness.

    Now, I know that you probably stopped reading this after the first sentence because you wanted to start on your crazy tyrade while the poison was still fresh in your head, but if you made it this far, please come along with me a little farther. It is important that you realize that I am not criticizing Christianity. I have, and I will again in the future, criticize religion on the objective, rational grounds which I disagree with. This particular comment, however, is not directed toward religion, but directly at you, Daniel. You do not do religion any service. In fact, it is people like you that give atheists their strongest argument AGAINST the existence of an all-knowing creator–because surely such a God would have never let a mind such as yours off the assembly line. I don’t expect anything in return from you other than more crazy-talk, but if any of this has sunk in, I would urge you to temper your rhetoric. Think about your points and try, try to stay focused.

    Lastly, if there are any self-respecting Christians who read this lunatic’s blog (which judging by the limited comments, there probably aren’t), I would urge you to persuade Daniel to give up blogging. He is hurting your cause, tarnishing the image of your God, and generally giving Christians (many of whom I consider my friends) a bad name.

    • January 7, 2010 at 9:06 AM

      “Daniel, if there really was a God, he would be sad to see that you are the product of his efforts.”

      Super moron why are you talking pretentious? Is plain speech not enough idiot? Using eloquent speech and high words doesn’t make you anymore right then if you spoke plainly. A sign of a narcissist is his pretenious speech combine with a mere insult. Further, bitter gay guy, is your mere insult scinyentific let alone any kind of evidence that I am wrong about anything? No moron, why then moron did you waste my time bashing me with your emotions? Your hate? Bitter gay guy I thought you told me you looked up the definition like you asked? LIKE I IMPLIED, YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH, WHICH IS WHY YOU WILL NOT USE EVIDENCE AND MERELY BASH YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE A TYPICAL ATHEIST WHO HATES REALITY AND HAS SEPARATED HIMSELF FROM TRUTH. YOUR EMOTIONS, YOU IDIOT, DOES NOT MAKE ANYTHING REAL, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR STUPID HEAD.

      HOW, YOU DELUDED IDIOT, IF YOU HAVE HARDLY STUDIED THE BIBLE, CAN YOU KNOW WHAT GOD WOULD BE SAD ABOUT, A GOD YOU SAY YOU DON’T BELIEVE EXISTS, AND WHICH YOU DON’T BELIEVE EXISTS BECAUSE YOU THINK THE CONCEPT OF GOD IS ABSURD? MORON ATHEISTS LIKE YOU THINK GOD WOULDN’T HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS, YET YOU, SEEING YOURSELF REPEATEDLY REFUTED, CONTRADICT YOURSELF TO JAB ME, BY SAYING GOD WOULD BE SAD FOR HAVING MADE ME? EVIL MORON THE BIBLE SAYS OF ATHEISTS, “THE VERY WICKED MAN HAS SAID IN HIS HEART, ‘THERE IS NO GOD'” AND YET YOU TRY AND TEACH ME HE’D HATE ME INSTEAD, YOU SICK IDIOT, WHO DEFENDS HIM AGAINST MORONS LIKE YOU WHO SAY HE DOESN’T EXIST, IS EVIL AND ABSURD? YOUR MORALS, HEART AND MIND ARE BLIND AND BACKWARDS YOU IDIOT. HOW YOU STUPID MORON, YOU ULTRA STUPID MORON, IF YOU ATTACK GOD, AND I LOVE AND DEFEND HIM, WOULD HE BE SAD OVER ME AND LOVE YOU? DUH YOU IDIOT, DUH YOU IDIOT, BIG MASSIVE DUH AGAIN YOU MASSIVE IDIOT!

      YOU ARE A SUPER HYPOCRITE! LIKE I SAID YOU LAZY IDIOT: YOU ONLY LOOKED AT ONE DEFINITION? YOU SUUUURE CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT DON’T YA!? NO WAY YOU MORON. AND MORON IF YOU LOOKED IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T KNOW, HOW THEN MORON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MAKES A THING TRUE OR REAL, ARE YOU SUDDENLY MY TEACHER, AND RIGHT AFTER YOU LEARNED THE FIRST LESSON OF BASIC REALITY 101 AND WHEN I HAVE WRITTEN DOWN CAREFULLY OVER 400 ARGUMENTS AGAINST GOD FROM MASSIVE IDIOTS LIKE YOURSELF, HAVING TO CORRECT THE GRAMMAR OFTEN SINCE YOU MORONS OFTEN DON’T CARE TO MAKE SENSE, OFTEN SAYING LITERALLY, “I DON’T CARE” WHEN YOU ARE DEFEATED, PREFERRING TO GET DRUNK AND BE STUPID, AND CAREFULLY ANALYZED AND DEFEATED THEM ALL IN MORE THAN ONE WAY? HOW YOU MORON FROM NO WHERE, CAN YOU TEACH ME A THING THEN? DUH MORON, BIG MASSIVE DUH. DID YOU NOTICE SUPER MORON THE ATHEIST WHO RECENTLY TALKED TO ME HERE WHO THOUGHT A SUPER NOVA CREATES STARS, WHEN YOUR IDIOT SCIENTISTS CLAIM IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, AND THIS DUMB ATHEIST SMUGLY SAYS TO ME, “KABOOM!” AS PART OF HIS LESSON FOR ME? YOU ATHEISTS ARE ULTRA MORONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. REPENT ALREADY YOU IDIOT, AND HOW VAIN ARE YOU THINKING THAT IF YOU START OUT WITH A PRE-SCHOOLER MENTALITY DUMB CRY-BABY INSULT I’D READ PAST THE SECOND SENTENCE OF YOUR RANT?

      HERE’S ANOTHER OF YOUR HYPOCRISY: IF IDIOT, YOU HAVE HARDLY INTERACTED WITH ME (AND MORON, YOU HAVEN’T HARDLY INTERACTED WITH ME, YOU BARELY GOD A REPLY FROM ME STUPID), CAN YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO SAY GOD WOULD BE SAD OVER ME? DON’T YOU KNOW YOU ULTRA MORON ATHEISTS AND LIBERALS AND ANTI-CHRISTIANS ALWAYS SAY AGAINST CHRISTIANS: “YOU DON’T KNOW ME SO YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME!” HYPOCRITES.

      YOU MORONS CAN’T STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH, YOU CARE ABOUT SHOWING OFF THE OPINIONS OF YOUR HEART JUST LIKE GOD SAID, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE IN GOD’S PLACE:

      “A FOOL HAS NO PLEASURE IN UNDERSTANDING, BUT IN AIRING HIS OWN HEART.” – Proverbs

      I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS YOU FEELINGS-BASHER. STOP RANTING, STOP BABBLING, YOU’RE AN IGNORANT MORON WHO CHILDISHLY RESORTS TO MERE INSULTS, INSULTS WHICH CONTRADICT YOUR OWN BABBLING AND THAT OF YOUR GROUP, INCLUDING THE NON-CHRISTIAN GROUP. YOU MORONS CAN’T GET YOUR ARGUMENTS STRAIGHT. SHUT UP ALREADY AND GROW UP AND TURN TO GOD. ALL THE INSULTS IN THE WORLD WILL NOT CONVERT ME TO AN EMOTARD LIKE YOU. I TOLD FROM THE START THAT YOUR FIRST WORDS WERE A SIGN THAT WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY WAS NOT WORTH READING, BUT NO, YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN AND OPENED YOURSELF UP TO BEING REPEATEDLY. THAT IS YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE AND NOT GOD’S. YOU STARTED OUT LYING AND CALLING ME A LIAR, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT YOU ASSUMER? GROW UP ALREADY AND TURN TO GOD.

      • January 7, 2010 at 3:05 PM

        Thank you, Daniel…

        You made my point better than I could have possibly imagined.

  3. April
    January 7, 2010 at 4:36 AM

    *applauds John Gault*

    Well said. Ranting and raving is the refuge of the weak-minded.

  4. April
    January 7, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Daniel, using CAPS LOCK doesn’t make your rants any more accurate or readable.

    The curious thing here is that you’re attacking people for no reason. I agreed with you on the man-made climate change/global warming scam, and John said several times he has no intention of trying to change your mind about God.

    Although, you have given me quite a chuckle….”“A FOOL HAS NO PLEASURE IN UNDERSTANDING, BUT IN AIRING HIS OWN HEART.” – Proverbs”…surely even you can see the irony inherent here?

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